It’s a day, it’s a time, it’s my motherfucking birthday in less than a month! (My birthday is December 11th to be exact 👀).
And what is the best way to celebrate my birthday? I’ve consulted the magic 8 ball while bent over in the above selfie’s lingerie, and they’ve given me some answers.
The magic 8 ball sultrily whisper shouted, “START A SUBSTACK™ (and release your birthday wishlist).”
At first, I hissed to my magic 8 ball, “Why you wretched ball? I’m a Mysterious Internet Coquette™ not a Writer!”
But she stroked my hair and tenderly cooed in my ear, “But darling, you’re back again! You’re alive in your sensuality as you celebrate your birthday… and I know while you pretend to be a mysterious coquette-hermit hybrid, you do love to share your life with those who deserve to be in your company.”
(The magic 8 ball is now a well basted turkey duck, and I am Bob. Wisdom takes many forms!)